Jul 30, 2010 Comments Off on In Case You Missed These Tweets
In Case You Missed These Tweets
I spend more time tending my Twitter garden than I do planting bulbs here in my own backyard.
To remedy this, I’m attempting a little cross-pollination and invite you, dear reader, to drink deep from my Twitter well. Just look at the precious coins I’ve tossed therein:
- “How to Train Your Girl with a Dragon Tattoo” #ijustsaw Sat May 1 22:38:34 2010
- I just realized: Plaid is the new paisley 10:35 PM Feb 4th
- i think i crashed Google. #sorry! Wed Feb 10 23:25:44 2010
- It started with a shout-out, and ended in a shoot-out Mon Feb 22 14:24:43 2010
- um, because you’re psychotic? RT @warrenellis: I do not understand why I have not been approached to run the UK Space Agency. Tue Mar 23 12:55:30 2010
- @tallbonez I like wearing hash browns too but they leave grease and ketchup stains everywhere I sit Wed Mar 24 08:42:07 2010
- Are humans the only species with the proven ability and willingness to hunt other species to extinction? #justcurious Sat Apr 10 09:57:35 2010
- Don’t hate the player, hate the instrument Sat Apr 10 19:34:31 2010
- “divine” is just another way of saying “inhuman” Tue Apr 20 08:37:22 2010
- I wanna be part of a global teeny-bopper trend I don’t understand! “Older Girl, You’re So Pretty” – #happy700thdayshinee Sat Apr 24 10:10:06 2010
- Somebody asked me for a “realistic estimate” of when I could do something. I told him, “Realism isn’t exactly my bag.” Fri Apr 30 11:31:33 2010
- If you’re trying to figure out if something is a good sign or not, it’s probably a bad sign. Sat May 1 22:39:47 2010
- I knew the focus on ROI was just a fad: http://adage.com/agencynews/article?article_id=143644 Mon May 3 09:12:22 2010
- Maybe global warming is just God’s way of boiling the ocean. Tue May 4 06:42:41 2010
- As anyone ever actually said, “Here, let me Bing that for you?” I thought not. Tue May 4 07:15:36 2010
- People always say “re-invent” yourself. Is this tacit acknowledgment that we are inventions to begin with? Tue May 18 09:52:32 2010
- I have nothing to add to the “conversation.” Pls RT Fri May 28 16:07:18 2010
- The remarkable power and portability of some euphemisms: People say “I have to go to the bathroom” even when they’re out in the woods. Tue Jun 1 17:14:01 2010
- Some complain about our growing inability to read anything of length online. What do they expect from people using “browsers”? Thu Jun 10 23:55:07 2010
- Hemingway called the blank page “The Great White Bull” – Does that make Twitter’s “What’s happening?” box “The Little White Bull”? Thu Jun 17 22:44:12 2010
- The hint of androgyny that suggests a kind of decadent villainy in American popular culture. Tue Jun 22 14:43:53 2010
- The lump on his neck pulsated as though it were full of bees. Tue Jun 22 15:32:16 2010
- Sea-foam on beach-breaking waves always seems to be galloping to boil and feather on the shore. Thu Jun 24 12:58:42 2010
- Every life is a word and every horoscope it’s false etymology. Fri Jun 25 09:30:58 2010
- Backlit leaves, sunlit ghosts Fri Jun 25 14:11:21 2010
- The real question is, “Wozu Twitter in dürftiger Zeit?” Fri Jun 25 14:49:30 2010
- The truth will set you free, but first it will make you throw up. Tue Jun 29 10:02:20 2010
- “The only thing our society rewards is potential. Accomplishment actually counts against you” Mon Jul 12 09:34:56 2010
- One sip of Pilsener Urquell and I’m back in Mittteleuropa. This beer is my Proustian madeleine. Mon Jul 12 23:46:09 2010
- “403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it.” – Servers are basically like teenagers Wed Jul 14 11:09:07 2010
- Me: Listening to Jimi Hendrix makes me want to get a Stratocaster. My friend: It makes me want to get a hooker. Thu Jul 15 20:41:03 2010
- I wish I got “Frenemy” requests on Facebook. Sat Jul 24 15:18:02 2010
- We need WikiDepends to prevent WikiLeaks Mon Jul 26 13:18:35 2010
- I’ve never counted my chickens before they hatched, but I have counted them right before they got gobbled up by the fox 4:32 PM Feb 1st
- I think I may have just violated the Prime Directive. 11:18 PM Jan 21st
- When I grow up, I want to be an unindicted co-conspirator. Mon Jan 11 12:27:05 2010
- OMG! LOL! WTF? 10:07 AM Jan 5th
- EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!! 2:27 PM Dec 17th, 2009
Pretty good, right?